the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"
acting cool around ur crush
when someone on tumblr calls you by your real name
Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.
some of these text posts are starting to sound like facebook pages i liked in 2009
why am i still on this site its literally me looking at the same pictures 20 times and then clicking a button so other people can look at the same pictures 20 times
"i’m gonna study now" is my most used lie ever
*sees a pic of a dog* oh this is a friend of mine
growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be