sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

Make me choose  » toistaiseksii asked Cersei or Brienne?

dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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nashofficial:

when someone on tumblr calls you by your real name

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ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

"Were you able to recover my precious item from that imp?"

snapchatting:

some of these text posts are starting to sound like facebook pages i liked in 2009

circletines:

why am i still on this site its literally me looking at the same pictures 20 times and then clicking a button so other people can look at the same pictures 20 times

coluring:

"i’m gonna study now" is my most used lie ever

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

*sees a pic of a dog* oh this is a friend of mine

pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be